Multitasking

I was talking with Élan, my neighbor and a retired Ancient Alien. He had a successful career with the Galactic Space Patrol for several hundred years.

He asked me how it was that I was so successful over the years.

I told him that I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate, all simultaneously.

He walked away scratching his head. Looked like he was contemplating the concept.