Extraterrestrial Speaks Out.
“Harold” in his infantry days.
Galactic Press Office
Florida, 2021
BREAKING NEWS!
In an unexpected event, Retired Ancient Alien, Élan, got the chance to interview the commander of a UFO from the star cluster Sirius. The interview took place onboard the commander’s ship as it orbited Earth at 240,000 feet MSL. The commander’s real name is being withheld because he doesn’t have the authority to speak publicly. We’ll just call him Harold.
His ship, a Galaxy 212 - 300 model, has a crew of 240 and a top speed of 3 parsecs per second. Harold has been on this assignment for more than 200 years.
Harold explains, “Originally, we came here to conquer Earth. We were doing our preliminary survey and investigation and reporting the results back to our home planet. As we began to piece together a picture of what we were dealing with, it became apparent. It’s a little bit like your earth story about catching a fish and then throwing it back because it’s too small. All of a sudden, we realized, we didn’t want Earth - at least not now. Maybe in a few millennia when the planet matures a little more.”
The original plan was to invade Earth, enslave the population and then collect its abundant natural resources and transport them back to Sirius. “It was a great plan until we we realized what else we we really getting.”
Harold goes on to tell the story of how he negotiated with our military and governments to keep UFO information secret. In the early part of the last century, everyone was set to break the news - news that we’re not alone. Then, at the last minute, it was decided to postpone the invasion and wait awhile. A few thousand years, anyway.
Up to now, the real story has been kept hidden from the public, but people are starting to get close.
The good news; The alien invasion has been postponed for a few thousand years. The bad news: we’ll probably never find out what’s in those government UFO reports.