Psycho the Rapist

I came across my friend and neighbor, Élan, a retired Ancient Alien. He was standing on the sidewalk doing a Google search on his iPhone. He looked a little perplexed.

I asked him what he was looking for. He said, “Psycho The Rapist near me.”

I said, “Do you mean ‘psychotherapist?”

He said, “Oh, ya” and walked away a little embarrassed.

As he walked away, I admonished him not to mix German and English grammar rules. It could only causes trouble.