Tin Hats

Sometimes you just to need let a good idea mature and germinate until it is a great idea. Élan and I, my neighbor and a retired Ancient Alien had an idea to manufacture and sell scientifically designed tin hats to protect from impending Galactic Invasion. Now, we’ve developed a way of incorporating them into wigs and baseball hats removing any potential for ridicule or self-consciousness. You won’t even see it - it’s hidden under the wig or hat. Generous. This will make it available to the masses and we’ll benefit financially. We’ll dominate the market.