50th Anniversary

I bumped into my friend and neighbor, Élan, a retired Ancient Alien. He, similar to me, is celebrating his 50th anniversary this year.

I asked him what his secret was. How did you make it so many years?

He said, “In part, it’s because I took her to our home planet, Arcturus, for our 20th.”

I asked what him he was going to do for his 50th.

“I plan to return to Arcturus to pick her up.”

Thoughtful husband.