This could change the farm equipment manufacturing market forever.

He was complaining the other day about parking his personal spaceship

stationed over Japan for nearly 300 years and speaks with a slight Japanese accent.

A typical roll of tin foil is 75 feet long by 12 inches wide or 75 square feet. A well designed tin foil hat requires about 2 square feet of tin foil.

I asked him how much he was going to charge.

“I charge $500 for three questions,” he says.

I asked him if he knew of any good restaurants.

He was wearing a Make America Grate Again hat.

He had a cast on his leg and walked with crutches. I asked him, “What happened?”

He said he was in the hospital for a few days due to an accident

He said his wife told him to order Chinese food. He called the local takeout place

he looked good - lost a little weight…

At 290 years old, he normally has a lot of wisdom under his belt.

he was an aerospace engineer for the Galactic Patrol, 438th Division, Third Sector.

He said he lost a job due memory problems…

He has a lot of experience with many planets and many different cultures.

It was the middle of the day when he should be at work in the calendar factory…

I’ve always admired his wisdom and worldly outlook…

Élan, my neighbor and a retired Ancient Alien, and I must think alike. We both came up with the same idea at the same time…

…but we’re exchanging intellectual property (IP) and common stock eliminating the need for large amounts of cash.