Click on a blog post below to read the latest about Élan.

unsplash-image-qDY9ahp0Mto.jpg
Roberto Publico Roberto Publico

Tractors

This could change the farm equipment manufacturing market forever.

Read More
Roberto Publico Roberto Publico

Parking

He was complaining the other day about parking his personal spaceship

Read More
Roberto Publico Roberto Publico

Sushi

stationed over Japan for nearly 300 years and speaks with a slight Japanese accent.

Read More
Roberto Publico Roberto Publico

Hats

A typical roll of tin foil is 75 feet long by 12 inches wide or 75 square feet. A well designed tin foil hat requires about 2 square feet of tin foil.

Read More
Roberto Publico Roberto Publico

Aliens

I asked him how much he was going to charge.

“I charge $500 for three questions,” he says.

Read More
Roberto Publico Roberto Publico

Atmosphere

I asked him if he knew of any good restaurants.

Read More
Roberto Publico Roberto Publico

MAGA

He was wearing a Make America Grate Again hat.

Read More
Roberto Publico Roberto Publico

Broken Leg

He had a cast on his leg and walked with crutches. I asked him, “What happened?”

Read More
Roberto Publico Roberto Publico

No Heart

He said he was in the hospital for a few days due to an accident

Read More
Roberto Publico Roberto Publico

Wonton Soup

He said his wife told him to order Chinese food. He called the local takeout place

Read More
Roberto Publico Roberto Publico

Do nothing…

At 290 years old, he normally has a lot of wisdom under his belt.

Read More
Roberto Publico Roberto Publico

Glass Half Full

he was an aerospace engineer for the Galactic Patrol, 438th Division, Third Sector.

Read More
Roberto Publico Roberto Publico

Job

He said he lost a job due memory problems…

Read More
Roberto Publico Roberto Publico

Stupidity

He has a lot of experience with many planets and many different cultures.

Read More
Roberto Publico Roberto Publico

Calendars

It was the middle of the day when he should be at work in the calendar factory…

Read More
Roberto Publico Roberto Publico

Integratron

Élan, my neighbor and a retired Ancient Alien, and I must think alike. We both came up with the same idea at the same time…

Read More
Roberto Publico Roberto Publico

Merger

…but we’re exchanging intellectual property (IP) and common stock eliminating the need for large amounts of cash.

Read More